Larry Woody writes in the Murfreesboro Post:
Made you look, didn’t I?
I’m only kidding about heat radiated by Victoria’s Secret models being responsible for global warming, although it’s as good a theory as some others floating around out there in our allegedly-depleted ozone.
I admit I’m conflicted about global warming — which changed its name to “climate change” after a conference in Amsterdam had to be postponed by a record-breaking blizzard.
It would have made for an awkward headline: “Global warming protestors freeze to death.”