Who would ever imagine that the Washington Post‘s “Date Lab” would be grist for the JunkScience.com mill?
In this week’s Post effort to bring together two singles on a blind date, “congressional staff assistant” Will Kauffman meets up with “education organizer at an environmental trade association” Marissa Mitzner.
In the Date Lab write-up, Marissa describes her type of man:
I need a man who… recycles.”
As to mutual interests, Marissa values:
Appreciation for the environment…
But here’s our favorite part. In the post-date interview, Marissa tells the Post:
We’re both really into renewable energy, our interest in the environment was really on the same track.
Who knew renewable energy was an aphrodisiac?
Let’s find out if it works for you. Take the poll below:
Will they recycle the condom?
Absolutely no latex. Of course, if the morning after pill doesn’t work, they have abortion to get rid of those minor inconveniences!!
If they have sex, and being young they probably will, will there be a crisis in conscience in using a latex condom?