The crusaders against the Keystone XL pipeline promised they were going to use alternative energy.
Woops.
Reports are that alternative sources just weren’t good enough–big surprise.
http://americansforprosperity.org/ne/newsroom/press-release-jane-kleeb-and-bold-nebraskas-dirty-little-secret/
I get it by harvesting unicorn farts….
It comes out of little slots in my walls. I suppose it’s stored up in the walls,but I don’t know how to refill them.
The alternative source is out of the sky. I tried to catch some in 1990 but didn’t have a big enough basket. I only get enough to recharge batteries for a few days.
Great, now I’ve got “the sun is a mass of incandescent gas” stuck in my head.
I tried to post that they need to put the sun out because it is a huge nuclear furnace, but the auto-moderator they use is on a hair trigger.
Use methane generated by their own BS.
They should be using plug in electric cars to turn turbines to generate electricity, that way it would be free.