6 thoughts on “Former EPA chief Lisa Jackson gets official (painted) portrait”
I guess this cow never farts!
The artist obviously ran out of dark green ink. And damn–she must have finally brought her carbon footprint under control. Maybe Corzine or Abelow paid for her membership in LA Weightloss, Mensa, and a few Michael Jackson bleaching sessions.
Send it back. We didn’t get our money’s worth.
Needs more lipstick.
What’s wrong with hanging her official photograph on the wall? A hundred for a large print and a nice frame and you’re done. It’s not like she’s the president or anything.
What’s up with the stream of water and her, um, anatomy? Is this some sort of subtle “Earth Mother” thing?
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I guess this cow never farts!
The artist obviously ran out of dark green ink. And damn–she must have finally brought her carbon footprint under control. Maybe Corzine or Abelow paid for her membership in LA Weightloss, Mensa, and a few Michael Jackson bleaching sessions.
Send it back. We didn’t get our money’s worth.
Needs more lipstick.
What’s wrong with hanging her official photograph on the wall? A hundred for a large print and a nice frame and you’re done. It’s not like she’s the president or anything.
What’s up with the stream of water and her, um, anatomy? Is this some sort of subtle “Earth Mother” thing?