From The Onion.
“Disgraced cyclist Lance Armstrong kicked off a campaign to restore his image Monday by admitting in a television interview with Oprah Winfrey that he used a sophisticated cocktail of performance-enhancing drugs to evince remorse and shame.” [The Onion]
Lance actually began his sports career as an Alpine ski jumper. Here’s his immortal effort at Innsbruck…
http://www.yourememberthat.com/media/2636/Famous_Ski_Jump_Crash/
Without doping, mind you.