Lighter Side: Lance Armstrong Admits To Using Remorse-Enhancing Drugs To Show Remorse

From The Onion.

“Disgraced cyclist Lance Armstrong kicked off a campaign to restore his image Monday by admitting in a television interview with Oprah Winfrey that he used a sophisticated cocktail of performance-enhancing drugs to evince remorse and shame.” [The Onion]

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