Lighter Side: Lance Armstrong Admits To Using Remorse-Enhancing Drugs To Show Remorse

From The Onion.

“Disgraced cyclist Lance Armstrong kicked off a campaign to restore his image Monday by admitting in a television interview with Oprah Winfrey that he used a sophisticated cocktail of performance-enhancing drugs to evince remorse and shame.” [The Onion]

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One Response to Lighter Side: Lance Armstrong Admits To Using Remorse-Enhancing Drugs To Show Remorse

  1. Lance actually began his sports career as an Alpine ski jumper. Here’s his immortal effort at Innsbruck…

    http://www.yourememberthat.com/media/2636/Famous_Ski_Jump_Crash/

    Without doping, mind you.

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