Phthalates make you fat? “Rubber Ducky” … with apologies to Sesame Street

OH!
Rubber Ducky
Your the one
You make bath time
Lots of fun!
Rubber Ducky
I’m awfully fat because of you! (bobobodeo)

Rubber Ducky
Joy of joy
When I squeeze you you leach out cancer
Rubber Ducky
You’re my very best friend its true

Every Day
When I make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who’s
made me chubby

Rubba dub dubby!

Rubber Ducky
Your so carcinogenic
And I’m lucky that your also very-caloric
Rubber ducky, I’m awfully fat because of you!

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